Porn Star Aurora Snow Goes from Barely Legal to MILF – The Daily Beast
Posted: August 10th, 2010 | Author: Kink On Tap Editorial Staff | Filed under: Briefs | Tags: 54, ageism, education, porn, sex, women, youth | 6 Comments »There are some massive, gaping, dirty fucking assholes in the porn industry—and no, I'm not talking about the models' bodies. I'm talking about the greedy scumbags who routinely display unwarranted sexism, ageism, and any number of other "isms" you can shake a stick at (and they do). That's why Aurora Snow's story, retold in her own words, is such a worthwhile read.
"Ten years ago, I was one of adult film’s hottest stars. Now I’m 28—and dismissed by directors as over the hill. How did I go from 'barely legal' to 'older woman' so fast?" she asks. The answer? She says "producers would read my age on paper and pigeon-hole me without even bothering to see what I looked like." But rather than cry foul, Snow is embracing new opportunities: "I have been pleased to discover that thanks to the Internet, what might be bad for the industry is good for me." Now she's studying business, being approached for mainstream roles, and wants to become a lawyer. She says porn helped her find her goals.
Ms. “Aurora” seems genuinely shocked that in a mere ten years of performing tens of thousands of sexual acts with thousands of partners she has gone from nymph to MILF. She laments that, certainly, she hasn’t aged in “dog years.” No, Ms. Aurora, you have not aged in dog years. You have aged in porn years. There is an overwhelming amount of evidence demonstrating that for each year one beds hundreds of partners they physically age three calendar years. So while your porn years may be waning, I am sure that you will make an equally significant impact on the legal profession.
O rly? Where? By whom? Give me a reliable, peer-reviewed source or I call bullshit on this tasteless lie, Meursault.
@ maymay (aka “Mr. Literal), it’s humor, not a conspiracy.
Your comment was neither humorous nor clever, Meursault. It was, however, dodging the question. Either clarify, or cede to silence.
You’re brilliant. I cannot withstand the rigor of your unyielding critical mind. All who read this, I hereby declare that Professor maymay has uncovered my glaring failure to make sarcasm apparent to even the most literal minded morons the blogosphere can cull from its infinite depths. If there is scientific evidence that supports a finding that years of rampant libertinism (which I, for one, consider to be a noble path) physically ages its practitioners at an accelerated rate, I am unaware of it. Professor maymay, you may now proceed with your mission to uncover the fallacies embedded in knock knock jokes.
Ah, a jokester. Very well, then. Word of unsolicited advice: next time, don’t sound quite so much like the people you’re making fun of. You’ll only spread confusion, which is a dangerous thing.